Shane's Turn

If he were a shoe, he'd be a cleat.

If he were a city, he'd be Starkville, MS.

If he were a season, he'd be autumn.

If he were a car, he'd be a Jeep.

If he were a vegetable, he'd be corn.

If he were a fruit, he'd be a banana.

If he were a color, he'd be blue.

If he were a country, he'd be the United States.

If he were a piece of furniture, he'd be a coffee table.

If he were a beverage, he'd be a Guinness.

If he were the weather, he'd be sunny.

If he were a piece of clothing, he'd be a T-shirt.

If he were a dessert, he'd be brownies.

If he were a plant, he'd be a lily.